crankwhistles-and-cockcumbers:

letophile:

His body is better looking than Michelangelo’s David.

Even more perfectly proportioned than DaVinci’s Vitruvian Man. 
I am in the world’s worst mood.

Pissed off doesn’t quite cover it.

Sure. Take me for granted, I don’t mind.

June 1, 2012
shitdisnerdssay:

Shit Disnerds Say #248:
You don’t like Disney?
DISHONOR!
Dishonor on your whole family!
Dishonor on you!
Dishonor on your cow!
Submitted by: lets-get-alcoholic
My milkshake made me feel poorly.

Probably due to the fact I drank like a litre of it.

Still though. Yazoo. Srsly. Get your shit together. What even.

Ugh. I feel so sicky :(

And it’s midnight and I’m not even in bed yet.

ASDFGHJKL FUCKING REBEL OMG

May 31, 2012
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